Tuesday, March 1, 2011

I'd "Stewart his Rod" anyday....

Who doesn't love a little eighties music in the afternoon?! I know I do.  Nothing like a gut wrenching ballad to end my work day.  Fuck you Pandora. 

(Just in case you speak spanish, I didn't want you to miss this...)

My thoughts are all over the place today.  So here goes nothin.

Sceet, my guy friend that I told you about, won like $500 on a sign in today at the one bar I work at.  I plan on forcing him to buy me a drink and some fried food with endless dipping sauces, because, well I love dipping sauces and I love drinks, especially when they are free.  Free is my favorite flavor. 

I am semi feeling like myself today- smart ass, witty, sarcastic bitch instread of morbid, depressed, sucidal, manic bitch.  I guess there is something to be said for the sun being out.  I'm sure in less than 20 minutes of writing this something will fuck it up. 

I really need to pimp my blog out.  Or at least keep up on it, finish the 30 days, and add the other entries to the 30 days page.  That seems like so much work.  Far too much for today.  Yawn. 

My friend Barb is going through a REALLY rough time and could loose her house. She is one of the sweetest bloggers and her kind words have really helped me out through my drama.  I was thinking today that people have so little faith in each other, most are convinced that "bloggers" are creepers who live in their parents basements and watch kiddue porn all day, however I can assure I am not.  & I don't think Barb is. ;) I was then thinking, if every one of us just donated a dollar to her, in blind faith, she could save her house.  Now, let's think about this logically, it's a fuckin dollar.  I probably dropped a dollar out of my purse in change just walking from my car into my office.  So in the off chance that Barb is some raging homocidal maniac, all you really gave her was a dollar.   No. Big. Deal. Right?  I know you are thinking, well if we all give her dollars she will have more than just one dollar! It's a scam Fool! Think of it this way, we shell out money for killer whales and charites that we can barely spell let alone understand their financials.  I think I'll start giving out more dollars. To the people that really need it.  & Dogs, cause you know how I feel about abandon animals lately. 

Wow that was really random.  Told you. 
I hope Rod made you as excited as he made me. (in my pants naturally)

It's ok. You don't have to explain.  Believe me I know how you feel.  People like us will never experience this sexiness though.  Just let it go, girl!


  1. As I'm reading this I'm all over it because Rod Stewart is as sexy at 70 as he was back in the day. I'd be all over it too. And then I get to this part about me and I'm practically in tears. The thought of you doing that is more than anything anyone could do for us. Wow. That's pretty special and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

  2. Rod Stewart is sexy? Really? LOL

  3. Fool, you are a beautiful, beautiful person. Praying for you and Barb, both. ♥

    Oh, and Rod Stewart... So not sexy. ;) Lol

  4. You sound so much happier today and that makes me giddy! Of course feelings are always a minute to minute thing- those damn things but I was so happy to read this post- well until you talked about Barb. I will be keeping her in my thoughts and prayers. Hopefully things work out for her. Getting into the spirit of Rod... Have I told you lately that I love you..r blog!? ;)

    Love and Hugs,

  5. First off, Rod Stewart, sexy?? I'd have to disagree.
    Secondly, I have been keeping Barb in my thoughts and would love to help her out too :D

    Keep your head up :D

  6. Dude.

    Rod Stewart?

    He's a sort of litmus test or something for us to determine your sanity. And you failed.

    There are pills for it though, no worries. :)

  7. I am so glad to see the sarcastic and witty Fool back in the game, remember you're gonna help me in wrapping some people up in Saree's and burying them in Curry! :)

    Barb, you will be in my thoughts. Sending you prayers and best wishes from India. You will get through it...

    I think its only human to heart Rod Stewart because I (not-so) secretly have the Bieber Fever too. :P

    Have an awesome day!


  8. I'm fluent in sarcasm and bullshit and I am learning currently studying smartass.

    I WOULD NOT bang Rod Stewart.(Sorry Barb lol) Calm down.... Jason Mraz- Yes.... Rod-not so much, however I am a sucker for a good 80's ballad....


  9. Ive always loved Rod. He is sexy no matter what age. Love his music.

  10. "You don't know how strong my weakness is,
    Or how much it hurts me"

    *feeling very emo right now*

  11. Yeah thanks for that Rod picture. NOT. ;)


  12. Rod Stewart...Gotta love that 80's hair. Back when Aqua Net was king.