I was just wondering if you could go ahead and NOT be as horrible and depressing as last friday. PRETTY PLEASE let all of the "wives" be busy for tonight's party. Perhaps they could be having some sort of "Ornament Exchange"?!
|Had they invited me, I would have brought these sex kittens to share.|
I would also appreciate it if you could make sure that Shamus attends said party, thus ensuring that I get laid. You should know, that this party is at one of the bars that I work at, and I am obligated to tell you that I am not opposed to using my "pull" to get everyone shitty. I also plan on wearing a boob shirt. That should be plenty of incentive for you to make these small requests a reality.