Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The extent of our conversation was...

as follows via text:

Last night;
Me: What's with the "cold shoulder"?
Him: No cold shoulder been busy

Play your cards right & this could be you too! 
   Insert fit of rage followed by a bottle of wine, a shot of some nasty grape malt bev, and a trip to the bar. Thankfully people had stopped to see my house which saved me from an "accidental overdose" and/or alcohol poisoning.  

Me: "Busy" is a crappy excuse
Him: No I don't think so your not the only one that I didn't respond to

(Is that seriously supposed to make me feel better? Are you fuckin sniffing glue? Being a part of the "didn't get responded to club" does not make it ok.  I don't give a fuck if you didn't respond to your mother for a week. I'm not your mother & I do not HAVE to forgive you! I am not your wife & I will not keep my mouth shut and bake you a pie. I DO NOT accept that shit.  It takes 2 seconds to call/text.)

First of all that was a blatant homophone homicide, which makes me absolutely crazy! You'reis the contraction of "you are" 
Your= is the second person possessive adjective, used to describe something as belonging to you. 
Perhaps he'd get this one correct?!?

It's really not that difficult Capt. Dickhead! Enough with the omg-i'm-soo-sad-he-doesn't-love-me BULLSHIT! This is just ridiculous. I gotta get ahold of myself. Have some meaningless sex commencing a week long bender. 

Maybe I just need a nap. 


  1. He sounds like such a jerk. Ugh

  2. yeah, he does sound like a jerk. hmmm...is he normally a shitty texter?

    By the way! Thanks so much for your comment on my blog! it was so nice, and we can be besties if you want to! :) deal? deal.

  3. why do guys do this?! had a guy blow me off like that, then he texted me out of the blue yesterday, after THREE MONTHS of not talking to me! wtf?

    and i know this is a bit off topic, but in regards to your married man post a few days ago, maybe God brought him into your life so you could learn a lesson, like to be more self-confident, and to know you deserve better than some creep that isn't going to call/text you and some jerk that's screwing around on his wife (b/c if he'll screw around on her, then chances are he'll screw around on you). just saying. hope that helped at all.

  4. Times like these really make you go like UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and pull all the hair out of your skull.