Ohh You're soooo fucking "CONCERNED"??

Go Fuck Yourself

  You are just so fucking concerned aren't ya? What a great Citizen you are!

     I received a letter today at my office.  I guess the "Concerned Citizen" is really concerned.  Awesome.  Remind me next time I decide to mind my own business that I should simply write an anonymous letter to EVERYONE I can think of.  Just to make sure they get the point, suggest me to write several letters and send them periodically as a constant reminder of their faults.  Every other day should really fuck their heads up.  It's genius. 


This is what I got today.

Dear Ms. Fool;
As you are aware there will be a hearing in regard to your actions that have taken place with Capt. Shamus while he has been on duty.  
Let me be frank and honest DO NOT LIE FOR HIM! He will look out for only one person and that is HIMSELF! DO NOT RISK your job!!!!
Be smart and know that you have the truth and so do OTHERS who WILL NOT LIE FOR YOU!!!!
Too many people know the truth as well as pictures of him going in and out of your residence.  


Just remember all the people who you have talk to about your affair with Brian.  NOT EVERYONE will keep their mouth shut for you or him!! 




Sincerely, 
Someone who knows the truth








      As if that wasn't bad enough to open today at 11:00 am in the morning, I just found out the Chief of Police received another letter as well.  This, my friends, is a fucking disaster.  


    Did I kind of always know this day was coming? Yes. I suppose in the back of my mind I had always thought it may come out.  I certainly didn't think it would be this way.  I am not proud of being "the other woman" but I refuse to lie. For anyone.  Even the man I love.  I WILL NOT lie.  Talking about s-ing his D should be real fun to tell the Chief of Police & the entire board.  Can't wait.  But I will take responsibility for my actions.  And I will tell the truth.  




However I figured I'd write the fucker back. 


Dear Concerned Citizen;


     I appreciate your wave of letters with your obvious concern for my personal life as well as my sex life.  I am so thankful that you chose to do this anonymously, as I would probably show up at your house with 37 ghetto kids and shank you.  
     
      It is true. Shamus and I have had an ongoing affair for some years now.  I am not sure when it counts as an "affair" as he was not married the entire time.  Regardless of this fact,         I am so glad that you took the time out of your clearly full and busy life to entertain the lives of so many.  I find it most exciting that you are attacking a very well respected police officer that has not one mark on his record and obviously trying to take away everything he loves. Including me.  You must have such gumption! I know I personally come across people who do things morally wrong every day, but to have the guts to attack someone's livelihood must be very exhilarating! Why tell them your distaste for their actions to their face when you can send a fucking letter.  
   
       I have  found that what a man does with his dick typically has no affect on how he preforms at work.  I will tell you he is quite a hand full in the bedroom and preforms outstanding in that area. He also happens to be one of the best police officer I have EVER come across and it's extremely sad to me that his hard work is being jeopardized because of something that has nothing to do with his work.  He has never missed work to fuck me.  He has never missed an emergency to fuck me.  He has never missed a call to fuck me.  He certainly hasn't missed any tickets to fuck me.  He almost never takes a lunch break, even to fuck me.  I am sure you are allotted a lunch break at your job, if you even work at all.  
      
      He has been shot at, bitten, kicked, punched, trapped in between a car during an armed robbery & had his ribs crushed, stabbed with a dirty needle, spit on, bled on,  and mother fucked.  He has broken his shoulder & foot in the line of duty.  He serves on the Emergency Response Team, the SWAT team, is in charge of training, matrons, equpitment & uniforms, arms training, the mobile command center, & every event in this city. He has been given NUMEROUS awards for his acts of bravery, most recently for talking a suicidal woman off a bridge.  I can see where you would think he "isn't doing his job" because he definitely doesn't have enough going on.  
   
     It's funny that you should mention not to lie for him, as I am not a liar at all.  Ever.  If you know me, as you state you do, I suggest you reevaluate our relationship. You are phony, greedy, selfish, dishonorable, prideful,  fake, deceitful, shady, cruel, impatient, mean, arrogant, careless, clipped, predatory, shallow, weak, harmful, cowardly, hardhearted, destructive, egocentric, and you are a thief. You LACK integrity, character, honesty, trustworthiness, self-control, strength, and a CONSCIENCE! Go run off and "PRETEND" you are doing this because you are "concerned".  Sign your name. Come to my face.  Show me these pictures.  But keep whatever personal fuckin boner you have against him to yourself. I realize that I was only a "means to an end" and you clearly could not find any other way to destroy him.  Believe me, I know first hand it is almost impossible to get to him.  SO thank you so much for being so concerned.  Thank you for using me in your little plot.  I cannot wait to meet you- as soon as the fingerprints are done processing.  




-Fool